No, actually, WICCANT

With double emphasis on the CAN'T.

Christine O'Donnnell, my dear,  let me fill you in on a few things....You can say you're me all you like, but as soon as you open your mouth again something else will come out that I will have to disagree with.

What have I heard? Quite alot from that pretty face, from YOUR mouth, sweetie, from the Bill Maher Politically Incorrect Clips and your interviews.  I've seen you on Fox News, even though it makes my head ache and my brain hurt.

 I read, I think, I vote, and I question Authority.   I like having premarital sex, and i'm going to continue to have MORE. Lots. More. More. Oh, right there ... YEAAAAAH!

Politicians have been making backroom deals since there were the city-states of Ancient Greece and they will do so ONLY WHEN it stops being a viable way to get shit done.

I'm sure you're lovely  to have coffee and pie with but who died and left you in charge of my vagina?   I hate to point out the obvious but not everyone is Christian.   Not everyone follows your playbook,  Christine, and it is none of your business what I do in my home, within the privacy of a locked door and drawn shades.   You, who spouts conservative hyperchristian beliefs, you who share your house with a boyfriend, you're just a hypocrite.    That's not cool in my playbook.   Green things growing grey and blue fuzz in my fridge are smarter than you are.  

Fighting cancer, world hunger, disease and man's inhumantiy to his fellow man and WOMAN is a hell of a lot more imprtant than worrying about masturbation. 

When I am with my partner,  both of us being consenting adults btw, we are not hurting anyone. We  care about each other and take pleasure  in each other's company in many other ways, like cheesecake, chocolate,  talking on the phone, movies, rock music, walks on the beach and breakfast. 

  Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have. - Penn Jillette.

Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration--courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and, above all, love of the truth. -- H.L. Mencken

And as for me, I'll be over here taking my chances with the Wiccans and the secularists. I'll be masturbating, and continuing to have premarital sex while eating chocolate cheesecake, drinking champagne, and listening to classic rock with my lover.